It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. Karl Pilkington jellyfishputspiteful Change image and share on social
I don't know what I'm meant to do. I'm not important, am I? I'm not doing anything that makes a difference. Karl Pilkington differenceimportantmake Change image and share on social
I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit. Karl Pilkington bitecoddeep share on social
It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed. Karl Pilkington commitdiaryeasy Change image and share on social
For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. Karl Pilkington goodholidaymoney Change image and share on social
I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really. Karl Pilkington lifesort Change image and share on social
I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand. Karl Pilkington balanceboulderclose share on social
I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling. Karl Pilkington addclosecreature share on social
When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. Karl Pilkington bookcouplehave Change image and share on social
