I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. Karl Pilkington africaanimaldangerous share on social
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. Karl Pilkington jellyfishputspiteful Change image and share on social
I don't know what I'm meant to do. I'm not important, am I? I'm not doing anything that makes a difference. Karl Pilkington differenceimportantmake Change image and share on social
It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed. Karl Pilkington commitdiaryeasy Change image and share on social
For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. Karl Pilkington goodholidaymoney Change image and share on social
I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really. Karl Pilkington lifesort Change image and share on social
All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird. Karl Pilkington comefamenice Change image and share on social
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone. Karl Pilkington biteparrotpirate Change image and share on social
I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see. Karl Pilkington bitegoodimpress Change image and share on social
