Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously - for fear of dying of boredom. Marcel Duchamp boredomderisionderogatory Change image and share on social
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras doglifelive Change image and share on social
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. Rita Rudner beginbuycheap Change image and share on social
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. Natalie Portman cutedesirableguy Change image and share on social
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. Marie Corelli afternoonanswercat share on social
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield dogfamilyfind Change image and share on social
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. Nafisa Joseph catdiscoverdog Change image and share on social
It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are. Betty White approximatelycontactenter share on social
We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved. Ron Reagan catchildinvolve Change image and share on social
Dogs are my favorite people. Richard Dean Anderson dogfavoritepeople Change image and share on social