George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil. Patton Oswalt bushdifferenceevil Change image and share on social
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.' Patton Oswalt bigotryeyefear Change image and share on social
I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage. Patton Oswalt alternativecomediancomedy Change image and share on social
There is a part of my generation that is not on social media because they have happy lives and they're not trying to connect with anybody. And there are other people who are on social media because they need to connect. Patton Oswalt connectgenerationhappy share on social
As you get older as a comedian and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to the jokes, but how comfortable you can be in the silence and the non-laughing parts, and how long you can take the audience without a laugh to then get a huge reaction. Patton Oswalt audiencebuildcherish share on social
Growing up, there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. And their parents were fine. Some people are just born with bad wiring. Patton Oswalt badbearfine share on social
I think the kind of person that gravitates toward New York is a person that's not so much focused on controlling exactly how they appear and how they exit. They're more fascinated with the process. Patton Oswalt controlexitfascinate Change image and share on social
I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there myself under a pseudonym, because there were a lot of people able to private-message me on Facebook, and it was getting really weird. Patton Oswalt facebookfanlot share on social
I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache. Patton Oswalt cachecreativemovie Change image and share on social
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong. Patton Oswalt havehumanityreaction Change image and share on social
