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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird thing that I'm struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious. Patton Oswalt atheistbadnecessarily share on social
If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there. Patton Oswalt dropgiamattijame Change image and share on social
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing. Patton Oswalt bobblecardchicken Change image and share on social
I just had an idea that went right over my head. Lawrence Welk headidea Change image and share on social
Courtesy is the one coin you can never have too much of or be stingy with. John Wanamaker coincourtesystingy Change image and share on social
Exhaust the little moment. Soon it dies. And be it gash or gold it will not come Again in this identical guise. Gwendolyn Brooks exhaustgashgold Change image and share on social
