Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. Patton Oswalt choosedeepdude Change image and share on social
I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache. Patton Oswalt cachecreativemovie Change image and share on social
I'm not familiar with the metric system. Patton Oswalt familiarmetricsystem Change image and share on social
I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast. Patton Oswalt abidefeltnerd Change image and share on social
Beyond any role that I ever had, really early on as a stand-up, I would see actors decide to try it and they would bomb miserably. What I realized was that stand-up, acting and writing are all their own disciplines. Patton Oswalt actactorbomb share on social
I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't express my personality with my clothes, with my car or my, you know, house. I express with my personality; so as far as what I wear - I don't really care about that. Patton Oswalt carcareclothe share on social
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes. Patton Oswalt beatinsidepay Change image and share on social
Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and letting shows develop on those terms rather than 'We gotta just punch it week to week, man.' Now they're like, 'What will happen if someone watches the entire show?' Patton Oswalt agecreatordevelop share on social
I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy. Patton Oswalt burbankcardrive Change image and share on social
There's nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I'm not against comedies, either, but I always want to do stuff that keeps me off my guard and gets me out of my comfort zone. Patton Oswalt comedycomfortguard Change image and share on social
