Beyond any role that I ever had, really early on as a stand-up, I would see actors decide to try it and they would bomb miserably. What I realized was that stand-up, acting and writing are all their own disciplines. Patton Oswalt actactorbomb share on social
If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple theaters Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday, come home. Patton Oswalt couplefocusfriday Change image and share on social
I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day. Patton Oswalt conversationdayextend Change image and share on social
There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while. Patton Oswalt bathcallexternal Change image and share on social
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. Patton Oswalt choosedeepdude Change image and share on social
I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache. Patton Oswalt cachecreativemovie Change image and share on social
I'm not familiar with the metric system. Patton Oswalt familiarmetricsystem Change image and share on social
I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast. Patton Oswalt abidefeltnerd Change image and share on social
I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't express my personality with my clothes, with my car or my, you know, house. I express with my personality; so as far as what I wear - I don't really care about that. Patton Oswalt carcareclothe share on social