Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes english liar mean
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. Lewis Black juicemilksoy Change image and share on social
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black candycornmake Change image and share on social
Parenting isn't just parenting your own child. Lewis Black childparenting Change image and share on social
They said I couldn't play anything but an English boy. I knew I could. So I went to New York. Roddy McDowall boyenglishknow Change image and share on social
My grandma actually put me in girdles when I was around nine or ten because I had hips even then, and she didn't want boys to be attracted to me. Having hips meant you were a full-grown woman, and I was too young for that. Coco Austin attractboyfull share on social
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. Demetri Martin bitecutedog share on social