My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road. Lewis Black haveroadstand Change image and share on social
Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar. Lewis Black englishliarmean Change image and share on social
The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine. Lewis Black comedyfinelaugh Change image and share on social
I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated. Lewis Black cnnfoxhelp Change image and share on social
When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip. Lewis Black cleancountrygrip Change image and share on social
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve. Lewis Black adamalimonydivorce Change image and share on social
When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is. Lewis Black anticipateantidepressanthappy share on social
I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic. Lewis Black folkleavepanic Change image and share on social
My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty. Lewis Black classdesignfather Change image and share on social
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. Lewis Black baddemocratidea Change image and share on social
