Top 122 Quotes by Lewis Black

About Lewis Black

These are some quotes by American author Lewis Black Comedian, who was born on August 30, 1948.

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

Lewis Black

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

Lewis Black

Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun.

Lewis Black

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

Lewis Black

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.

Lewis Black

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

Lewis Black

I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.

I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.

Lewis Black

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

Lewis Black

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.

Lewis Black

My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation.

My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation.

Lewis Black

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