Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share. Lewis Black appealchristianityhave Change image and share on social
I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated. Lewis Black cnnfoxhelp Change image and share on social
No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life. Lewis Black breakbusbuy share on social
Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible. Lewis Black countrydemocratfiscally Change image and share on social
When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is. Lewis Black anticipateantidepressanthappy share on social
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. Lewis Black christmasonlinetime Change image and share on social
In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. Lewis Black busheisenhowerevolution Change image and share on social
Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis. Lewis Black basisdailylive Change image and share on social
Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit. Lewis Black endgarofalojaneane Change image and share on social
