I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated. Lewis Black cnnfoxhelp Change image and share on social
Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible. Lewis Black countrydemocratfiscally Change image and share on social
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. Lewis Black christmasonlinetime Change image and share on social
I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people. Lewis Black haveinflammatoryinnocuous Change image and share on social
For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I think; that's what married people think. Lewis Black dawndisappointmentfamily Change image and share on social
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars. Lewis Black bigchickenlife Change image and share on social
Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise. Lewis Black actdirectexercise Change image and share on social
My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation. Lewis Black dramagenerationmarry Change image and share on social