I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not. Lewis Black feelfriendmake Change image and share on social
I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid at any time.' That doesn't mean you should. Lewis Black buygreatkid Change image and share on social
For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I think; that's what married people think. Lewis Black dawndisappointmentfamily Change image and share on social
Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me. Lewis Black createintuitivemac Change image and share on social
Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise. Lewis Black actdirectexercise Change image and share on social
You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo. Lewis Black endlessfacebooklife Change image and share on social
When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good is, and if you don't have a sense of what the common good is, then at least give to what you think your specific goods are. Lewis Black commonfundgive share on social
If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist. Lewis Black bachmancomparemake Change image and share on social
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. Lewis Black baddemocratidea Change image and share on social
