Lewis Black

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.

Since the days of Greece and Rome, when the word 'citizen' was a title of honor, we have often seen more emphasis put on the rights of citizenship than on its responsibilities.

Whoever grows angry amid troubles applies a drug worse than the disease and is a physician unskilled about misfortunes.

I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front.