I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. Lewis Black airlinehaveinsane Change image and share on social
I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic. Lewis Black folkleavepanic Change image and share on social
There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power. Lewis Black governmentlawpower Change image and share on social
I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever. Lewis Black artballgameconfidence Change image and share on social
Parenting isn't just parenting your own child. Lewis Black childparenting Change image and share on social
I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke. Lewis Black constantlyfearstroke Change image and share on social
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?' Lewis Black democratdifferencedumb Change image and share on social
My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road. Lewis Black haveroadstand Change image and share on social