Parenting isn't just parenting your own child. Lewis Black childparenting Change image and share on social
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?' Lewis Black democratdifferencedumb Change image and share on social
My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road. Lewis Black haveroadstand Change image and share on social
When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip. Lewis Black cleancountrygrip Change image and share on social
I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. Lewis Black airlinehaveinsane Change image and share on social
You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. Lewis Black bigcircuspolitic Change image and share on social
The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don't tell me, 'Golf helps you find yourself.' I've been playing my whole life, and I'm still looking for myself. Lewis Black disciplinefindgolf share on social
You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned. Lewis Black concernmouthpork Change image and share on social
