I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes airline have insane
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. Lewis Black juicemilksoy Change image and share on social
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black candycornmake Change image and share on social
Parenting isn't just parenting your own child. Lewis Black childparenting Change image and share on social
For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because it was closer to how I felt, but I looked so dumb. So, I just stopped. It was like, 'I'm just going to look like a banker.' Kurt Braunohler appearancebankerclose share on social
I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray. Nimrat Kaur haveraysatyajit Change image and share on social
The airline business is the biggest team sport in the world. When you're all consumed with fighting among yourselves, your opponents can run over you every day. Gordon Bethune airlinebigbusiness Change image and share on social