I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that. Lewis Black crapdailygolf Change image and share on social
You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal. Lewis Black companyenronexplain Change image and share on social
One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger. Lewis Black angercomedycreate Change image and share on social
The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope. Lewis Black americancoreheart Change image and share on social
One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it. Lewis Black chargedealidiot share on social
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black candycornmake Change image and share on social
Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy. Lewis Black charlecreepyfunny Change image and share on social
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row. Lewis Black daydownstairsgolf Change image and share on social
Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity. Lewis Black obviousplainstupid Change image and share on social
If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist. Lewis Black bachmancomparemake Change image and share on social