Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. Lewis Black collegedadfunny Change image and share on social
You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win. Lewis Black equiphaveheckle Change image and share on social
There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power. Lewis Black governmentlawpower Change image and share on social
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. Lewis Black awakecoffeeillusion Change image and share on social
Parenting isn't just parenting your own child. Lewis Black childparenting Change image and share on social
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?' Lewis Black democratdifferencedumb Change image and share on social
I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. Lewis Black airlinehaveinsane Change image and share on social
