Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math! Lewis Black barelydemocratmath Change image and share on social
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row. Lewis Black daydownstairsgolf Change image and share on social
I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy. Lewis Black christmascovercrap share on social
I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day. Lewis Black allowdaylabor Change image and share on social
One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it. Lewis Black chargedealidiot share on social
Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!' Lewis Black cbscollegehire Change image and share on social
I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough. Lewis Black beachbigcall Change image and share on social
I've been very lucky. There are guys I know who are really terrific in this business of stand-up who have not gotten the recognition they deserve. And it's nice, if you've put in the time, to achieve that recognition. Lewis Black achievebusinessdeserve share on social
Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis. Lewis Black basisdailylive Change image and share on social
If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare. Lewis Black anymoreclasscreate Change image and share on social
