I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation. Lewis Black basketballcollegefan Change image and share on social
All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew. Lewis Black chewcomfortfood Change image and share on social
I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. Lewis Black break Change image and share on social
It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it! Lewis Black absolutelyfixhave Change image and share on social
I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people. Lewis Black bottlechancecommunicate Change image and share on social
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been. Lewis Black bigbirthdayguy Change image and share on social
Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math! Lewis Black barelydemocratmath Change image and share on social
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row. Lewis Black daydownstairsgolf Change image and share on social
I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not. Lewis Black feelfriendmake Change image and share on social
My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform. Lewis Black authoritypeopleproblem Change image and share on social
