You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum. Parents and kids come and they're all punked out, and there are these other guys in John Deere caps. Lewis Black americaaudiencecap share on social
You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. Lewis Black bigcircuspolitic Change image and share on social
I do the same gig. I might change it a little; I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast. Lewis Black changefastgig Change image and share on social
You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned. Lewis Black concernmouthpork Change image and share on social
No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life. Lewis Black breakbusbuy share on social
When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is. Lewis Black anticipateantidepressanthappy share on social
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. Lewis Black daydisturbfind Change image and share on social
I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked. Lewis Black fathergolfhole Change image and share on social
The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don't tell me, 'Golf helps you find yourself.' I've been playing my whole life, and I'm still looking for myself. Lewis Black disciplinefindgolf share on social
