I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape. Lewis Black ideaonstageshape share on social
My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation. Lewis Black dramagenerationmarry Change image and share on social
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!' Lewis Black adelphiabillioncable share on social
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. Lewis Black daydisturbfind Change image and share on social
I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked. Lewis Black fathergolfhole Change image and share on social
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that. Lewis Black crapdailygolf Change image and share on social
You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal. Lewis Black companyenronexplain Change image and share on social
If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them. Lewis Black faithgodgreat Change image and share on social
I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. Lewis Black headlove Change image and share on social
