What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. Lewis Black daydisturbfind Change image and share on social
Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer. Lewis Black gayhanghave Change image and share on social
You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum. Parents and kids come and they're all punked out, and there are these other guys in John Deere caps. Lewis Black americaaudiencecap share on social
I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. Lewis Black break Change image and share on social
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that. Lewis Black crapdailygolf Change image and share on social
You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal. Lewis Black companyenronexplain Change image and share on social
One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger. Lewis Black angercomedycreate Change image and share on social
The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope. Lewis Black americancoreheart Change image and share on social
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. Lewis Black christmasonlinetime Change image and share on social
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black candycornmake Change image and share on social
