My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes have road stand
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black candycornmake Change image and share on social
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. Lewis Black juicemilksoy Change image and share on social
Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun. Lewis Black 000assignmentbook share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social
I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray. Nimrat Kaur haveraysatyajit Change image and share on social
The Yas Marina circuit is really pretty impressive. The track itself has some quite slow corners and not a great deal of overtaking opportunities, but it seems to combine a road course with a circuit course. Alexander Rossi circuitcombinecorner share on social