Top 122 Quotes by Lewis Black

About Lewis Black

These are some quotes by American author Lewis Black Comedian, who was born on August 30, 1948.

The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

Lewis Black

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

Lewis Black

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

Lewis Black

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.

Lewis Black

I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.

I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.

Lewis Black

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

Lewis Black

Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.

Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.

Lewis Black

I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.

I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.

Lewis Black

If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

Lewis Black

I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.

I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.

Lewis Black

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