I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism. Lewis Black abilityangrycountry Change image and share on social
I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. Lewis Black comicgreatjoke Change image and share on social
The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die. Lewis Black abilitybringcouch share on social
If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer. Lewis Black closehopisland Change image and share on social
I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet. Lewis Black applelifeplanet Change image and share on social
Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. Lewis Black collegedadfunny Change image and share on social
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve. Lewis Black adamalimonydivorce Change image and share on social
What I've found in my career is that 70 to 75 percent of comics are nice and have some sense of social skills, but there are those who end up in comedy because they don't know how to socialize. I don't want to deal with that group. Lewis Black careercomedycomic share on social
As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic. Lewis Black comicpsychotic Change image and share on social
Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit. Lewis Black endgarofalojaneane Change image and share on social
