I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. Lewis Black break Change image and share on social
You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy. Lewis Black alternativeenergyfocus Change image and share on social
If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?' Lewis Black basebookgovernment Change image and share on social
My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty. Lewis Black classdesignfather Change image and share on social
My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter. Lewis Black fatherholelab Change image and share on social
Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!' Lewis Black cbscollegehire Change image and share on social
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!' Lewis Black adelphiabillioncable share on social
The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable. Lewis Black acceptablebackbig Change image and share on social
My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation. Lewis Black dramagenerationmarry Change image and share on social