My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter. Lewis Black fatherholelab Change image and share on social
Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!' Lewis Black cbscollegehire Change image and share on social
It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff. Lewis Black folkpaypolitical Change image and share on social
The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine. Lewis Black comedyfinelaugh Change image and share on social
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!' Lewis Black adelphiabillioncable share on social
The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable. Lewis Black acceptablebackbig Change image and share on social
You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win. Lewis Black equiphaveheckle Change image and share on social
Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw of a blue sky. Not a cloud in sight. Lewis Black bluecloudequivalent Change image and share on social
My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation. Lewis Black dramagenerationmarry Change image and share on social
