Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw of a blue sky. Not a cloud in sight. Lewis Black bluecloudequivalent Change image and share on social
The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan. Lewis Black americanbipartisanelect Change image and share on social
I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track. Lewis Black backcountryhour Change image and share on social
I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll get stuck, so I go to the help section. And it just enrages me, because why even call it a help section at all? There's nothing in any way 'helpful' about it. Lewis Black buildcallcomputer share on social
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. Lewis Black awakecoffeeillusion Change image and share on social
I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough. Lewis Black beachbigcall Change image and share on social
When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out. Lewis Black americaenergyfair Change image and share on social
My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation. Lewis Black dramagenerationmarry Change image and share on social