My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter. Lewis Black fatherholelab Change image and share on social
It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff. Lewis Black folkpaypolitical Change image and share on social
If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them. Lewis Black faithgodgreat Change image and share on social
It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity. Lewis Black assistantbigcelebrity share on social
The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan. Lewis Black americanbipartisanelect Change image and share on social
I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track. Lewis Black backcountryhour Change image and share on social
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. Lewis Black baddemocratidea Change image and share on social
