I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. Kinky Friedman executionnumbproperty Change image and share on social
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. Kinky Friedman caremedicarewoman Change image and share on social
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. Kinky Friedman badchildhoodhalf Change image and share on social
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. Kinky Friedman 49thbottomeducation Change image and share on social
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman admitdrinkguinness Change image and share on social
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. Kinky Friedman changelifemillion Change image and share on social
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. Kinky Friedman pluralpossessiveremember Change image and share on social
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' Kinky Friedman folkgodmississippi Change image and share on social
We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. Kinky Friedman ballotcreativehave Change image and share on social
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. Kinky Friedman baptistholdlong Change image and share on social
