Top 46 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

We were a country band with a social conscience.

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.