I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. Kinky Friedman caremedicarewoman Change image and share on social
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. Kinky Friedman governorlistnumb Change image and share on social
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. Kinky Friedman 49thbottomeducation Change image and share on social
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. Kinky Friedman changelifemillion Change image and share on social
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' Kinky Friedman folkgodmississippi Change image and share on social
We were a country band with a social conscience. Kinky Friedman bandconsciencecountry Change image and share on social
We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. Kinky Friedman ballotcreativehave Change image and share on social
I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. Kinky Friedman prayerschoolwill Change image and share on social
I'll sign anything except bad legislation. Kinky Friedman badlegislationsign Change image and share on social
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. Kinky Friedman baptistholdlong Change image and share on social