I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. Kinky Friedman caremedicarewoman Change image and share on social
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. Kinky Friedman governorlistnumb Change image and share on social
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. Kinky Friedman badlyexperiencefield Change image and share on social
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. Kinky Friedman backbuscivil Change image and share on social
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' Kinky Friedman folkgodmississippi Change image and share on social
I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. Kinky Friedman prayerschoolwill Change image and share on social
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. Kinky Friedman apologizeintimidatepeople Change image and share on social
I'll sign anything except bad legislation. Kinky Friedman badlegislationsign Change image and share on social
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman buydogfine Change image and share on social
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. Kinky Friedman badchildhoodhalf Change image and share on social