Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman beautybeereye Change image and share on social
A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. Kinky Friedman badchildhoodhappy Change image and share on social
Young people are the key to this election. Kinky Friedman electionkeypeople Change image and share on social
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. Kinky Friedman coincurrencyimportant Change image and share on social
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. Kinky Friedman apologizeintimidatepeople Change image and share on social
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. Kinky Friedman apologizecolorracist Change image and share on social
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma! Kinky Friedman oklahomawarwill Change image and share on social
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. Kinky Friedman buydogfine Change image and share on social
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. Kinky Friedman bookdayinfamous Change image and share on social
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. Kinky Friedman baptistholdlong Change image and share on social
