Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

I do think my old fella wasn't much of a... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' dad. He was too busy working. It was a hard life, man.

I'm not jealous, and I'm not possessive, and I'm not controlling.

Although unions may be good for a worker, singular, they are not always good for workers, plural. Especially when it comes to finding a job.