Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I'm not jealous, and I'm not possessive, and I'm not controlling.

I do think my old fella wasn't much of a... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' dad. He was too busy working. It was a hard life, man.

Although unions may be good for a worker, singular, they are not always good for workers, plural. Especially when it comes to finding a job.