Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. Kinky Friedman badlyexperiencefield Change image and share on social
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. Kinky Friedman executionnumbproperty Change image and share on social
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. Kinky Friedman pluralpossessiveremember Change image and share on social
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. Kinky Friedman countrysidehomeirritate Change image and share on social
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. Kinky Friedman autographbouncefinancial Change image and share on social
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. Kinky Friedman conquerdemonstruggle Change image and share on social
