I'll sign anything except bad legislation. Kinky Friedman badlegislationsign Change image and share on social
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. Kinky Friedman 49thbottomeducation Change image and share on social
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. Kinky Friedman badclearguy Change image and share on social
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. Kinky Friedman markstudenttest Change image and share on social
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman admitdrinkguinness Change image and share on social
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. Kinky Friedman texantime Change image and share on social
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. Kinky Friedman admiredemocratguy Change image and share on social
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. Kinky Friedman hairheadperry Change image and share on social
I don't apologize to people with an agenda. Kinky Friedman agendumapologizepeople Change image and share on social
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? Kinky Friedman designintelligentlegislature Change image and share on social
