And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. Kinky Friedman beauticianhellmusician Change image and share on social
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman buydogfine Change image and share on social
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. Kinky Friedman badclearguy Change image and share on social
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. Kinky Friedman markstudenttest Change image and share on social
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. Kinky Friedman texantime Change image and share on social
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. Kinky Friedman admiredemocratguy Change image and share on social
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. Kinky Friedman hairheadperry Change image and share on social
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. Kinky Friedman backbuscivil Change image and share on social
I don't apologize to people with an agenda. Kinky Friedman agendumapologizepeople Change image and share on social
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. Kinky Friedman christianheartindependent Change image and share on social
