The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' Kinky Friedman folkgodmississippi Change image and share on social
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. Kinky Friedman changelifemillion Change image and share on social
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman buydogfine Change image and share on social
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. Kinky Friedman bookdayinfamous Change image and share on social
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. Kinky Friedman badclearguy Change image and share on social
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. Kinky Friedman countrysidehomeirritate Change image and share on social
I don't apologize to people with an agenda. Kinky Friedman agendumapologizepeople Change image and share on social
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. Kinky Friedman texantime Change image and share on social
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. Kinky Friedman beauticianhellmusician Change image and share on social
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. Kinky Friedman markstudenttest Change image and share on social
