If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. Kinky Friedman backbuscivil Change image and share on social
I don't apologize to people with an agenda. Kinky Friedman agendumapologizepeople Change image and share on social
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. Kinky Friedman christianheartindependent Change image and share on social
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. Kinky Friedman honestlatelot Change image and share on social
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. Kinky Friedman anymoreblesschoice Change image and share on social
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. Kinky Friedman bluescrewsystem Change image and share on social
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. Kinky Friedman demandelectrecount Change image and share on social
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. Kinky Friedman hairheadperry Change image and share on social
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. Kinky Friedman governorlistnumb Change image and share on social
I see an issue I like, and I support it. Kinky Friedman issuesupport Change image and share on social
