Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. Kinky Friedman christianheartindependent Change image and share on social
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. Kinky Friedman honestlatelot Change image and share on social
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Kinky Friedman gaymarriagemiserable Change image and share on social
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. Kinky Friedman anymoreblesschoice Change image and share on social
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. Kinky Friedman bluescrewsystem Change image and share on social
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. Kinky Friedman baptistholdlong Change image and share on social
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. Kinky Friedman demandelectrecount Change image and share on social
I see an issue I like, and I support it. Kinky Friedman issuesupport Change image and share on social
I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman admitdrinkswallow Change image and share on social
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. Kinky Friedman bennettfoxxpatron Change image and share on social
