Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. Kinky Friedman honestlatelot Change image and share on social
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. Kinky Friedman anymoreblesschoice Change image and share on social
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. Kinky Friedman badchildhoodhalf Change image and share on social
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. Kinky Friedman bluescrewsystem Change image and share on social
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. Kinky Friedman demandelectrecount Change image and share on social
I see an issue I like, and I support it. Kinky Friedman issuesupport Change image and share on social
I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman admitdrinkswallow Change image and share on social
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Kinky Friedman gaymarriagemiserable Change image and share on social
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. Kinky Friedman bennettfoxxpatron Change image and share on social
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. Kinky Friedman badlyexperiencefield Change image and share on social
