It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along. Joel McHale awesomeflingfront Change image and share on social
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. Joel McHale bigcomedyend Change image and share on social
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off! Joel McHale beautybritneycheetos Change image and share on social
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is. Joel McHale actoragentcareer Change image and share on social
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret. Joel McHale bigfollowhard Change image and share on social
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. Joel McHale boyintentionnfl Change image and share on social
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor. Joel McHale actorbookgood Change image and share on social
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money. Joel McHale joelmchalemoney Change image and share on social
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition. Joel McHale auditionnailtalent Change image and share on social
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. Joel McHale dreamlie Change image and share on social
