Joel McHale

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

I think for any actor, for the roles they deeply, truly want? They always have to audition for them.

It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.