Joel McHale

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

I don't know very many people in the art world, only socialise with the few I like, and have little time to gnaw my nails with anxiety about any criticism I hear about.

I think for any actor, for the roles they deeply, truly want? They always have to audition for them.

I'm a huge Dallas Mavs fan. What I love about Dirk Nowitzki is he has just as much talent as everyone else, if not more, and he never toots his own horn. He's this silent warrior.