It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. Joan Rivers forgethavelong Change image and share on social
Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and the show is going well, you're fine. I'd do anything. There's so much I want to do. Joan Rivers businessfinefluke Change image and share on social
Sure I do a lot of jokes about Anne Frank. But when you do those jokes, it makes people remember what happened to her. That process of bringing her story back doesn't have to be a serious one. What I say is all nonsense, but it helps to keep her memory alive. Joan Rivers aliveanneback share on social
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. Joan Rivers chinchinesedirectory Change image and share on social
I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check, very happy to have a great life and be able to spread my wealth a little bit. Joan Rivers bitecheckgreat share on social
I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth. Joan Rivers adoreapartmentballroom Change image and share on social
I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. Joan Rivers adoptcelebritychild Change image and share on social
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day. Joan Rivers ashecremateday Change image and share on social
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. Joan Rivers adoptcelebritychild Change image and share on social
