I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater. Joan Rivers girltheateryork Change image and share on social
When I turn down work, I feel guilty, I feel terrible; I don't know where the next job is going to come from. Joan Rivers feelguiltyjob Change image and share on social
I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come up to me today, 'Your father helped my mother die.' You know what I'm saying? He made her laugh 'til she died. My father was always very funny. Joan Rivers comedydaddie share on social
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. Joan Rivers forgethavelong Change image and share on social
It's like, God, I'm in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, 'How young?' They're going to say she had a great ride. Joan Rivers 80sdiegod Change image and share on social
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. Joan Rivers succeedthink Change image and share on social
I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check, very happy to have a great life and be able to spread my wealth a little bit. Joan Rivers bitecheckgreat share on social
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. Joan Rivers carecriticfashion Change image and share on social
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. Joan Rivers funnyhappyperfectly Change image and share on social
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' Joan Rivers hellhouselaw Change image and share on social