I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater. Joan Rivers girltheateryork Change image and share on social
I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you. Joan Rivers boscheckfox Change image and share on social
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. Joan Rivers forgethavelong Change image and share on social
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. Joan Rivers carecriticfashion Change image and share on social
Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and the show is going well, you're fine. I'd do anything. There's so much I want to do. Joan Rivers businessfinefluke Change image and share on social
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. Joan Rivers funnyhappyperfectly Change image and share on social
It's like, God, I'm in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, 'How young?' They're going to say she had a great ride. Joan Rivers 80sdiegod Change image and share on social
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened. Joan Rivers dooropensmart Change image and share on social
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. Joan Rivers chinchinesedirectory Change image and share on social
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. Joan Rivers husbandkillerlove Change image and share on social
