It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. Joan Rivers forgethavelong Change image and share on social
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. Joan Rivers succeedthink Change image and share on social
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. Joan Rivers carecriticfashion Change image and share on social
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. Joan Rivers funnyhappyperfectly Change image and share on social
It's like, God, I'm in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, 'How young?' They're going to say she had a great ride. Joan Rivers 80sdiegod Change image and share on social
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened. Joan Rivers dooropensmart Change image and share on social
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. Joan Rivers chinchinesedirectory Change image and share on social
I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check, very happy to have a great life and be able to spread my wealth a little bit. Joan Rivers bitecheckgreat share on social
I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth. Joan Rivers adoreapartmentballroom Change image and share on social
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible. Joan Rivers badforwardhappen Change image and share on social
