Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. Jimmy Carr bigcoffeeimportant Change image and share on social
The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. Jimmy Carr approvalcomediandesperately Change image and share on social
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. Jimmy Carr audiencebigcomedy Change image and share on social
If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself. Jimmy Carr bodyclockeven share on social
I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. Jimmy Carr addbasicallycater Change image and share on social
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. Jimmy Carr comicdisabilitydisable share on social
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. Jimmy Carr comedypeopleshow Change image and share on social
Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence. Jimmy Carr confidenceoldpartly Change image and share on social
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. Jimmy Carr bitechristianconfident Change image and share on social
