Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. Jimmy Carr awardexcitementinsurance Change image and share on social
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. Jimmy Carr bitechristianconfident Change image and share on social
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. Jimmy Carr bigcoffeeimportant Change image and share on social
It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. Jimmy Carr actionclearcomedian Change image and share on social
If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself. Jimmy Carr bodyclockeven share on social
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. Jimmy Carr audiencebigcomedy Change image and share on social
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. Jimmy Carr amountimplausiblejoke Change image and share on social
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. Jimmy Carr deathdogend Change image and share on social
