I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. Jimmy Carr addbasicallycater Change image and share on social
The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. Jimmy Carr approvalcomediandesperately Change image and share on social
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. Jimmy Carr audiencebigcomedy Change image and share on social
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. Jimmy Carr backcancelgig Change image and share on social
If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself. Jimmy Carr bodyclockeven share on social
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. Jimmy Carr bitechristianconfident Change image and share on social
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. Jimmy Carr deathdogend Change image and share on social
The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet. Jimmy Carr findfootjoin Change image and share on social
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. Jimmy Carr comedypeopleshow Change image and share on social
