Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. Jimmy Carr awardexcitementinsurance Change image and share on social
If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself. Jimmy Carr bodyclockeven share on social
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. Jimmy Carr audiencebigcomedy Change image and share on social
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. Jimmy Carr amountimplausiblejoke Change image and share on social
I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. Jimmy Carr bookbrowniefrance Change image and share on social
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. Jimmy Carr backcancelgig Change image and share on social
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. Jimmy Carr classcomedianfind Change image and share on social
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. Jimmy Carr bitechristianconfident Change image and share on social
