I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. Jimmy Carr bitechristianconfident Change image and share on social
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. Jimmy Carr bigcoffeeimportant Change image and share on social
It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. Jimmy Carr actionclearcomedian Change image and share on social
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. Jimmy Carr comicdisabilitydisable share on social
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. Jimmy Carr audiencebigcomedy Change image and share on social
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. Jimmy Carr amountimplausiblejoke Change image and share on social
If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself. Jimmy Carr bodyclockeven share on social
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. Jimmy Carr backcancelgig Change image and share on social
