Jimmy Carr

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

The model should only serve the very private function for the painter of providing the starting point for his excitement.

I'm awkward at these things. Just being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Karate Kid was a real surprise and I was a little uncomfortable.