A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes amount implausible joke
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. Jimmy Carr deathdogend Change image and share on social
I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. Jimmy Carr bookbrowniefrance Change image and share on social
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. Jimmy Carr jokepeoplething Change image and share on social
All you need do is listen to very smart people and sift out the ideas that are unworthy or implausible, and I wouldn't pretend for a moment that I hadn't made lots of mistakes and there are companies, perhaps, that we had been investors in. Michael Moritz companyideaimplausible share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
I do read a lot, and I think in recent years the ratio between the amount of non-fiction and fiction has tipped quite considerably. I did read fiction as a teenager as well, mostly because I was forced to read fiction, of course, to go through high school. Daniel Tammet amountconsiderablyfiction share on social
