I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books. Jimmy Carr bookdayhour Change image and share on social
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. Jimmy Carr backcancelgig Change image and share on social
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. Jimmy Carr classcomedianfind Change image and share on social
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. Jimmy Carr comedypeopleshow Change image and share on social
Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence. Jimmy Carr confidenceoldpartly Change image and share on social
The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet. Jimmy Carr findfootjoin Change image and share on social
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh. Jimmy Carr countrygagladder Change image and share on social
You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face. Jimmy Carr facegrumpyguy Change image and share on social
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. Jimmy Carr endorphinlaughmake Change image and share on social
The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. Jimmy Carr approvalcomediandesperately Change image and share on social
