It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. Jimmy Carr actionclearcomedian Change image and share on social
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. Jimmy Carr comedypeopleshow Change image and share on social
The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet. Jimmy Carr findfootjoin Change image and share on social
You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face. Jimmy Carr facegrumpyguy Change image and share on social
Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence. Jimmy Carr confidenceoldpartly Change image and share on social
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. Jimmy Carr endorphinlaughmake Change image and share on social
I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. Jimmy Carr addbasicallycater Change image and share on social
The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. Jimmy Carr approvalcomediandesperately Change image and share on social
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. Jimmy Carr comedyfailureknow Change image and share on social
I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books. Jimmy Carr bookdayhour Change image and share on social
