Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. Jimmy Carr bigcoffeeimportant Change image and share on social
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. Jimmy Carr comicdisabilitydisable share on social
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. Jimmy Carr deathdogend Change image and share on social
It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group. Jimmy Carr buzzgreatgroup Change image and share on social
I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. Jimmy Carr achieveanimalisticback share on social
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. Jimmy Carr affectcreditcrunch Change image and share on social
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. Jimmy Carr idealovewoman Change image and share on social
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh. Jimmy Carr countrygagladder Change image and share on social
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. Jimmy Carr jokepeoplething Change image and share on social
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. Jimmy Carr breakfasthallhotel Change image and share on social
