Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. Jimmy Carr bigcoffeeimportant Change image and share on social
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. Jimmy Carr comicdisabilitydisable share on social
It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. Jimmy Carr actionclearcomedian Change image and share on social
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. Jimmy Carr affectcreditcrunch Change image and share on social
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. Jimmy Carr breakfasthallhotel Change image and share on social
I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. Jimmy Carr bookbrowniefrance Change image and share on social
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. Jimmy Carr jokepeoplething Change image and share on social
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. Jimmy Carr classcomedianfind Change image and share on social
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. Jimmy Carr idealovewoman Change image and share on social