I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. Jimmy Carr bookbrowniefrance Change image and share on social
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. Jimmy Carr comicdisabilitydisable share on social
I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. Jimmy Carr addbasicallycater Change image and share on social
It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group. Jimmy Carr buzzgreatgroup Change image and share on social
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. Jimmy Carr affectcreditcrunch Change image and share on social
If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself. Jimmy Carr bodyclockeven share on social
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. Jimmy Carr idealovewoman Change image and share on social
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. Jimmy Carr breakfasthallhotel Change image and share on social
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. Jimmy Carr jokepeoplething Change image and share on social
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. Jimmy Carr deathdogend Change image and share on social
