I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods. Jeff Foxworthy badcheckday Change image and share on social
I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre. Jeff Foxworthy gamegenreguess Change image and share on social
Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip. Jeff Foxworthy hipmillionpeople Change image and share on social
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! Jeff Foxworthy carcarefuldoughnut Change image and share on social
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. Jeff Foxworthy accentdeducthear Change image and share on social
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it? Jeff Foxworthy peopleuglyverify Change image and share on social
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. Jeff Foxworthy countryfamilyfolk Change image and share on social
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. Jeff Foxworthy designatedesirabledriver Change image and share on social
You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that! Jeff Foxworthy airplaneboothcannon share on social
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. Jeff Foxworthy bigchannelclock Change image and share on social