I love comedy. God has given me this platform. Jeff Foxworthy comedygodlove Change image and share on social
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument. Jeff Foxworthy argumentfamilyfriend Change image and share on social
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. Jeff Foxworthy accentdeducthear Change image and share on social
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work. Jeff Foxworthy bonusfindhate Change image and share on social
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods. Jeff Foxworthy badcheckday Change image and share on social
I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre. Jeff Foxworthy gamegenreguess Change image and share on social
Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip. Jeff Foxworthy hipmillionpeople Change image and share on social
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. Jeff Foxworthy dadfinishgrade Change image and share on social
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. Jeff Foxworthy countryfamilyfolk Change image and share on social
You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that! Jeff Foxworthy airplaneboothcannon share on social
