People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school. Jeff Foxworthy develophappyinterest Change image and share on social
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. Jeff Foxworthy housekindperform Change image and share on social
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work. Jeff Foxworthy bonusfindhate Change image and share on social
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. Jeff Foxworthy dadfinishgrade Change image and share on social
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. Jeff Foxworthy famouslifeprepare Change image and share on social
I love comedy. God has given me this platform. Jeff Foxworthy comedygodlove Change image and share on social
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods. Jeff Foxworthy badcheckday Change image and share on social
I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre. Jeff Foxworthy gamegenreguess Change image and share on social
Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip. Jeff Foxworthy hipmillionpeople Change image and share on social
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! Jeff Foxworthy carcarefuldoughnut Change image and share on social
