My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. Jeff Foxworthy analyticbaddaddy share on social
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it? Jeff Foxworthy peopleuglyverify Change image and share on social
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. Jeff Foxworthy givinmarrytrue Change image and share on social
I really don't require a whole lot in life. Jeff Foxworthy lifelotrequire Change image and share on social
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods. Jeff Foxworthy badcheckday Change image and share on social
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more. Jeff Foxworthy agomadmake Change image and share on social
Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip. Jeff Foxworthy hipmillionpeople Change image and share on social
I love comedy. God has given me this platform. Jeff Foxworthy comedygodlove Change image and share on social
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. Jeff Foxworthy barneybiteexcite Change image and share on social
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. Jeff Foxworthy accentdeducthear Change image and share on social
