If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy bringcopdetective Change image and share on social
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy carhomeredneck Change image and share on social
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. Jeff Foxworthy barneybiteexcite Change image and share on social
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. Jeff Foxworthy experiencefamilyfull Change image and share on social
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more. Jeff Foxworthy agomadmake Change image and share on social
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away. Jeff Foxworthy daygivehour Change image and share on social
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time. Jeff Foxworthy learnmadsensation Change image and share on social
When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.' Jeff Foxworthy accentchicagolesson share on social
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Jeff Foxworthy fireworkgoallifetime Change image and share on social
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. Jeff Foxworthy collegedockfish Change image and share on social
