When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.' Jeff Foxworthy accentchicagolesson share on social
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles. Jeff Foxworthy braindeletegilligan Change image and share on social
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time. Jeff Foxworthy learnmadsensation Change image and share on social
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy carhomeredneck Change image and share on social
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away. Jeff Foxworthy daygivehour Change image and share on social
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument. Jeff Foxworthy argumentfamilyfriend Change image and share on social
I really don't require a whole lot in life. Jeff Foxworthy lifelotrequire Change image and share on social
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. Jeff Foxworthy babybearbernard Change image and share on social
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' Jeff Foxworthy alrightcrazydang share on social
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more. Jeff Foxworthy agomadmake Change image and share on social
