It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old. Jeff Foxworthy hardloseryear Change image and share on social
If men have a smell it's usually an accident. Jeff Foxworthy accidentmansmell Change image and share on social
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Jeff Foxworthy happymama Change image and share on social
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. Jeff Foxworthy foxworthyhatejeff Change image and share on social
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling. Jeff Foxworthy companypeoplepride Change image and share on social
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles. Jeff Foxworthy braindeletegilligan Change image and share on social
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie. Jeff Foxworthy daughtergivehave share on social
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy bowlcompletekool Change image and share on social
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy educationpickupredneck Change image and share on social
