It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old. Jeff Foxworthy hardloseryear Change image and share on social
If men have a smell it's usually an accident. Jeff Foxworthy accidentmansmell Change image and share on social
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy bringcopdetective Change image and share on social
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Jeff Foxworthy happymama Change image and share on social
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. Jeff Foxworthy foxworthyhatejeff Change image and share on social
I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That's the guys I'd rather go talk to. I'd rather take my act outside the church. Jeff Foxworthy actatlantabible Change image and share on social
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain. Jeff Foxworthy brainflyerfrequent Change image and share on social
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? Jeff Foxworthy babycleannauseate Change image and share on social
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy bowlcompletekool Change image and share on social
