My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. Jeff Foxworthy bigchannelclock Change image and share on social
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling. Jeff Foxworthy companypeoplepride Change image and share on social
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on. Jeff Foxworthy clothedollgirl Change image and share on social
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles. Jeff Foxworthy braindeletegilligan Change image and share on social
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain. Jeff Foxworthy brainflyerfrequent Change image and share on social
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy bowlcompletekool Change image and share on social
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy educationpickupredneck Change image and share on social
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? Jeff Foxworthy babycleannauseate Change image and share on social
People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school. Jeff Foxworthy develophappyinterest Change image and share on social
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. Jeff Foxworthy countrylovemusic Change image and share on social
