I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes accent deduct hear
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? Jeff Foxworthy babycleannauseate Change image and share on social
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy changehavemake Change image and share on social
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy greathearphone Change image and share on social
Because of my Asian-ness, I couldn't be anonymous - what I said, what I ate, what I did at the weekend were startlingly different to what everyone else did. I was also a performer, quick and chameleon-like, good at accents, so that made me stand out. Sanjeev Bhaskar accentanonymousasian share on social
I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish. Trey Anastasio contextdreamfinish Change image and share on social
A man's delight in looking forward to and hoping for some particular satisfaction is a part of the pleasure flowing out of it, enjoyed in advance. But this is afterward deducted, for the more we look forward to anything the less we enjoy it when it comes. Arthur Schopenhauer advanceafterwarddeduct share on social