When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain. Jeff Foxworthy brainflyerfrequent Change image and share on social
When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.' Jeff Foxworthy accentchicagolesson share on social
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. Jeff Foxworthy moonofficeparty Change image and share on social
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. Jeff Foxworthy dadfinishgrade Change image and share on social
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy changehavemake Change image and share on social
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. Jeff Foxworthy comedianpeoplestuff Change image and share on social
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. Jeff Foxworthy changediapergrandmother Change image and share on social
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on. Jeff Foxworthy clothedollgirl Change image and share on social
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work. Jeff Foxworthy bonusfindhate Change image and share on social
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. Jeff Foxworthy babybearbernard Change image and share on social
