Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. Jeff Foxworthy famouslifeprepare Change image and share on social
I really don't require a whole lot in life. Jeff Foxworthy lifelotrequire Change image and share on social
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain. Jeff Foxworthy brainflyerfrequent Change image and share on social
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. Jeff Foxworthy moonofficeparty Change image and share on social
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. Jeff Foxworthy housekindperform Change image and share on social
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. Jeff Foxworthy comedianpeoplestuff Change image and share on social
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy changehavemake Change image and share on social
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. Jeff Foxworthy babybearbernard Change image and share on social
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. Jeff Foxworthy givinmarrytrue Change image and share on social
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. Jeff Foxworthy collegedockfish Change image and share on social
