Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. Jeff Foxworthy changediapergrandmother Change image and share on social
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! Jeff Foxworthy carcarefuldoughnut Change image and share on social
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. Jeff Foxworthy designatedesirabledriver Change image and share on social
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy greathearphone Change image and share on social
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old. Jeff Foxworthy hardloseryear Change image and share on social
If men have a smell it's usually an accident. Jeff Foxworthy accidentmansmell Change image and share on social
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Jeff Foxworthy happymama Change image and share on social
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. Jeff Foxworthy foxworthyhatejeff Change image and share on social
