I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument. Jeff Foxworthy argumentfamilyfriend Change image and share on social
I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre. Jeff Foxworthy gamegenreguess Change image and share on social
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. Jeff Foxworthy housekindperform Change image and share on social
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy carhomeredneck Change image and share on social
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! Jeff Foxworthy carcarefuldoughnut Change image and share on social
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. Jeff Foxworthy countryfamilyfolk Change image and share on social
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. Jeff Foxworthy designatedesirabledriver Change image and share on social
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy greathearphone Change image and share on social
You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that! Jeff Foxworthy airplaneboothcannon share on social
