You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Jeff Foxworthy fireworkgoallifetime Change image and share on social
We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy. Jeff Foxworthy actchristiancomedy share on social
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. Jeff Foxworthy givinmarrytrue Change image and share on social
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. Jeff Foxworthy changediapergrandmother Change image and share on social
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie. Jeff Foxworthy daughtergivehave share on social
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling. Jeff Foxworthy companypeoplepride Change image and share on social
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy greathearphone Change image and share on social
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old. Jeff Foxworthy hardloseryear Change image and share on social
If men have a smell it's usually an accident. Jeff Foxworthy accidentmansmell Change image and share on social