You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy educationpickupredneck Change image and share on social
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. Jeff Foxworthy changediapergrandmother Change image and share on social
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. Jeff Foxworthy countrylovemusic Change image and share on social
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on. Jeff Foxworthy clothedollgirl Change image and share on social
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. Jeff Foxworthy experiencefamilyfull Change image and share on social
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. Jeff Foxworthy bluebookdepend Change image and share on social
