Jeff Foxworthy

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Everybody likes Johnny Cash. I think the sad part of it is his health is givin' him problems.

I'm not afraid of wanting money at all. Money will give me more power to do things that are truer to my spirit than what I'm already doing.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.