Jeff Foxworthy

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

I think once every person on the planet sees 'New Moon' and there's nobody left who hasn't see it, then I think they'll be able to go see 'Ninja.'

Anybody against women, against the ERA, should never be voted into office again.

The American people need no course in philosophy or political science of church history to know that God should not be made into a celestial party chairman.