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Henny Youngman

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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These are some quotes by American author Henny Youngman Comedian, who lived between March 16, 1906 and February 24, 1998.

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Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

Henny Youngman

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

Henny Youngman

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It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

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What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

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