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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? Henny Youngman badcitydad Change image and share on social
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman cookdresskill Change image and share on social
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. Henny Youngman couplefastfastidious Change image and share on social
I'm a huge Dallas Mavs fan. What I love about Dirk Nowitzki is he has just as much talent as everyone else, if not more, and he never toots his own horn. He's this silent warrior. Erin Wasson dallasdirkfan Change image and share on social
I miss all of my old friends who have passed away. Sometimes you just don't understand why they were taken so soon. I loved and miss Johnny Cash. I miss my old buddy Johnny Paycheck, who happens to be buried in an area of the cemetery that I bought for my family. George Jones areabuddybury share on social
Giving jazz the Congressional seal of approval is a little like making Huck Finn an honorary Boy Scout. Melvin Maddocks approvalboycongressional Change image and share on social