I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. George Carlin buildcalldoctor Change image and share on social
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. George Carlin comicleaveperson Change image and share on social
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin groupguymember Change image and share on social
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? George Carlin crimefightfighter Change image and share on social
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. George Carlin audiencecommonplacekick Change image and share on social
Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin electricitylightningorganize Change image and share on social
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin arrangebeat Change image and share on social
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. George Carlin allowpeopletime Change image and share on social
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. George Carlin floortequila Change image and share on social
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. George Carlin cynicaldisappointidealist Change image and share on social
