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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin groupguymember Change image and share on social
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin amountcausedeath Change image and share on social
Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin electricitylightningorganize Change image and share on social
The closest I've come to being on a reality TV show is C-SPAN's live coverage of the Senate floor. John Thune closecoveragefloor Change image and share on social
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. Ron White beerdietdrink share on social
