There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. George Carlin howlmoonnight Change image and share on social
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. George Carlin breakconcerndetect Change image and share on social
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. George Carlin conceallanguagelarge Change image and share on social
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin darkforecasttonight Change image and share on social
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. George Carlin bathroomclosedeath Change image and share on social
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. George Carlin dustestablishfact Change image and share on social
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. George Carlin askbookstoredefeat Change image and share on social
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin drivefastidiot Change image and share on social
When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? George Carlin dayimpatient Change image and share on social
