If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. George Carlin aimlowsettle Change image and share on social
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin petpettysweat Change image and share on social
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. George Carlin dreampeoplething Change image and share on social
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? George Carlin englishlanguagelong Change image and share on social
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. George Carlin breakconcerndetect Change image and share on social
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. George Carlin conceallanguagelarge Change image and share on social
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin darkforecasttonight Change image and share on social
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. George Carlin candleedisonelectric Change image and share on social
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. George Carlin dustestablishfact Change image and share on social
