Top 451 Funny Quotes

Oxford is a funny place, as it is a mixture of town and gown. You have the students at the main university and at Oxford Brookes, but there is also a big working-class community.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

Gene Wilder is so funny.

It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

The other day in the garage, I found a book report from the seventh grade that I did about silent movie stars. It's funny to look at now, because it really foretold what my future would be.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

I don't know if I realized that I was funny, but I realized how healing and important humor was in my childhood.