When all else fails there's always delusion. Conan O'Brien delusionfail Change image and share on social
One's dream is constantly evolving, rising and falling, changing course. This happens in every job, but because I have worked in comedy for twenty-five years, I can probably speak best about my own profession. Conan O'Brien changecomedyconstantly share on social
If you watch a lot of television, the pacing, the quick cutting is so frenetic, but it doesn't always make it funnier. What I'm noticing is that when things are allowed to unspool more slowly, younger crowds really like it. They really appreciate it. Conan O'Brien allowcrowdcut share on social
There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference. Conan O'Brien baddifferencegood Change image and share on social
Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path at 32 or 42. Conan O'Brien necessarilypath Change image and share on social
Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me. Conan O'Brien arnoldbadcalifornia Change image and share on social
President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003. Conan O'Brien amazebookbush Change image and share on social
Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity. Conan O'Brien begincorecry share on social
Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.' Conan O'Brien addattackbaghdad share on social