When all else fails there's always delusion. Conan O'Brien delusionfail Change image and share on social
In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath. Conan O'Brien arrestblowbreath Change image and share on social
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen. Conan O'Brien andersonbreastcharlie Change image and share on social
Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity. Conan O'Brien begincorecry share on social
Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path at 32 or 42. Conan O'Brien necessarilypath Change image and share on social
It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy. Conan O'Brien bearcenturyeconomy Change image and share on social
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union. Conan O'Brien banclevelandfit Change image and share on social
The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.' Conan O'Brien armyaskbid share on social
Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.' Conan O'Brien addattackbaghdad share on social
